I heared that this one cat, he waked up in his bhotel/b room, in teh bafftub which was filleded wif ice. On teh meeror somebuddy had writed in lipstick: Call ur vet; ur harbls has been stolened. It's troo! It happened to a kitteh my cousin's piano b..../b Nawt my favrit song, but I kin stand bheerin/b it. I has been on Nickelback kick lately. Wii nawt been formally inntrodoosed: I iz rhsb, u kin call me dat oar ?Red? ifn u wish. I iz girlee, ICHC basket-case an rezident of teh NB. ...
